Chapter One (of many). Their eyes met across the crowded counter of the newspaper shop. “Can…
Year: 2022
SomersetClive reporter disqualified
The shortlist for the Smalltown and Dullbridge story and poetry writing competition has been announced and…
Barrow Road closed
The main route through Smalltown has been closed after a huge sink hole opened up and…
SADISTs announce first candidate
Smalltown and Dullbridge Independent Super Team have announced the name of their first candidate seeking election…
Stuck-in-the-Mud season starts
The first round of the annual Stuck-in-the-Mud Meet has taken place in Bream, with two contestants…
News from ‘Behind the Barricades’
Following the recent disagreement in the SomersetClive office and the complaints from our female employees about…
Squire makes absurd claims
With the election for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council looming, the local Illiberal Party has wasted…
Deserting the sinking ship
Following the resignations of both the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) and the Smalltown Head…
Health advice issued
The Health Authority in Somerset has advised residents in Smalltown that, until further notice, they will…
SHAGged out
Smalltown’s Head Administration Guru (SHAG) has sensationally quit her position with Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council…