Further Squirdle upset

Makers of the popular online Squirdle word game admitted yesterday that they changed the word at…

Teflon offers hand of friendship

After the Illiberal Party only managed to secure seven seats on Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town…

Dogs bite back at ban

Smalltown Beach was over run yesterday with a pack of dogs protesting about the introduction of…

BeFuddleds claim Victory

The BeFuddled Party followed up their success in the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council elections by gaining…

Mistress brings up the rear

The results of the elections to the All-new-yet-unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council were savage to one half…

Squire Teflon injured

Squire Teflon sustained substantial injuries yesterday after being involved in an accident in Toytown, where votes…

Mystic Mick – an apology

Yesterday we may have given the impression that a grubby, red-paint covered crystal ball had led…

Mystic Mick Predicts…

As the whole of Somerset, including Smalltown and Dullbridge, waits with baited breath for the election…

Teflon pictured ‘breathing in’

Squire Teflon has been showing off the results of his recent Keep Fit programme. In an…

From the forums

As my colleagues and reporters hit the streets searching for the latest up-to-the-minute news, I thought…