STEAM appointed

Following the departure of Tanya Summer, the former Smalltown Head Administration Guru (SHAG), Smalltown & Dullbridge…

Mistress accuses Lady Brassy

Mistress Bones has accused her fellow Smalltown Shops (SS) Very Very Important Person and Co-Leader, Lady…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure Controversial ex-illiberal Party and current Reformation Party member Anne Wibblewobble will…

Smalltown property prices surge

Smalltown’s Estate Agents have banded together to collude on figures which show that property prices in…

Squire goes viral

After his defenestration as supremo of Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, Squire Teflon has immediately…

‘Love in a Smalltown’

Continuing our epic retelling of the greatest love story ever told. Soon to be turned into…

Local elections 2022 in Somerset: 9 things we learned from the BeFuddled victory

The dust is beginning to settle after the staggering, incredible and astonishing turn of events which…

Red Ruby restaurant ready

Out-of-town shopping destination Red Ruby (formerly Pebblers) Garden Centre has announced that their newly expanded restaurant…

BeFuddleds backtrack

Banish Barracuda has released a statement on behalf of the BeFuddled Party apologising for the lack…

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye

As the new producers of popular soap opera ‘Smalltown and Dullbridge EastStreetDaleNeighbours’ take over the reins…