No such thing as a FREE cake

After a massive over-spend by Smalltown Shops (SS) dictator Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, on the Smalltown…

Carnivoo Marshals out in force

Smalltown will be packed with over-zealous Carnivoo Mashals today, as they prepare to police the streets…

Fastest fingers in the country

Mike Shellfish, Somerset Commissioner for Police Crime, has announced that he is “over the moon” after…

Lady Brassy gets nasty

SomersetClive understands the Smalltown Shops (SS) group is on the brink of implosion. Whilst the huge…

Cheese Festival faces ‘Eggspensive’ criticism

Organisers of the ever-popular Smalltown Cheese Festival were stung by comments from Festival goers who complained…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure The latest offering from the Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM),…

Man officially opens bag

The eyes of the world were on Smalltown yesterday as local, national and international press turned…

We are in a PENIS situation

With the revamp and transformation work still ongoing at The Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused…

Jubilee Celebrations – Saturday 4th June

Continuing our round up of events in Smalltown and Dullbridge we move on to Saturday in…

Feud Flares

A row has broken out between well known local psychic and spectre speaker, Smalltown’s very own…