Smalltown Coastguard are seeking would-be heroes to join their ranks. Do you:-* LIke biscuits?* Enjoy using…
Month: January 2022
Cleaner reveals “tantrums”
Squire Teflon would have tantrums if his framed collection of ‘conquests’ weren’t replaced in exactly the…
Twits descend on Smalltown
A small number of twits arrived in Smalltown at the weekend after rumours circulated that a…
Grumbles rumble on
Despite the recent Smalltown Drive-in Cinema event being hailed as a resounding success by the organisers,…
Christmas. The season that keeps on giving
SomersetClive has been contacted by concerned local residents about the Smalltown Christmas lights display as well…
Coastal Emergency Services called out
Smalltown Area Ship, Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) were called out to assist the Coastguard this afternoon.…
BREAKING NEWS – Squire Teflon’s new vice
Squire Teflon has taken delivery of a new piece of equipment to aid his wooing of…
The Mistress has needs
After Squire Teflon’s dastardly plan to divert trade from G W Hurling (SomersetClive, 11 January) backfired…
The Squire & The Mistress start the race
Local members of the Illiberal party are to be weaponised this weekend on behalf of Squire…
Lady Brassy’s caustic comment
Lady Brassy of Easton under Water has recently been caught out making snide comments about this…