The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council’s genius ‘Festival of Nothing’ will begin tomorrow and is expected to…
Just when you thought it was safe
Squire Teflon celebrated the success of his latest ploy to make the BeFuddled-controlled Smalltown and Dullbridge…
Residents rumble
Residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge have reacted with incredulity after learning that Smalltown and Dullbridge Town…
Squire pulls the wool again
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors last night agreed to fund two Christmas Trees for the towns…
More Love in a Smalltown
In the first volume of Steven C. Gull’s long-running saga we heard how Squire Teflon helped…
Dictator has ‘good’ idea
Following the heavy rain and thunderstorms in Smalltown and Dullbridge last weekend, which saw areas of…
Popular Event Returns
His Right Reverendness, Stuart Little, the Singing Vicar of St. Lennon’s Church in Dullbridge has confirmed…
Missing Person queries missing post
Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person, Tim Teepee, has urged local Posties to “pull your socks up”…
ANYUSCC blamed for death
The scheme to plant 94 trees in wheelie bins placed on Smalltown Promenade has been cancelled…