In aa desperate attempt to drum up support for the latest event at The White Elephant…
BREAKING NEWS: Weather Warning as Storm Neville sweeps in
The Department of Wind & Precipitation have today issued an urgent weather warning for a very…
Squire Teflon launches new Dating App
Always on the lookout for new and interesting ideas to put Smalltown and Dullbridge on the…
Squire u-turns, narrowly avoiding u-boats
The Squire has announced a shock u-turn following the public reaction to the Smalltown Shops (SS)…
Plan B cancels Mayor’s party
With only days to go until the Mayor’s Christmas Party, rapper Plan B has cancelled his…
Smalltown Shops confirm they don’t want shoppers
There’s been consternation today as the Smalltown Shops (SS) have decided to promote an out of…
Smalltown’s Poet Laureate writes
May the banners and flags today unfurl,Someone has given birth to a baby girl.The dad is…
Book Review: A brief history of Hayloft Road Palace
A Brief History of Hayloft Road Palace by local history expert Mr G. W. Hurling, available…
Motorway speeder receives lenient sentence
Bigston Clown Court heard today that Mr Austin Rover, aged 56 of Blinghampton, Essex was recorded…