Breaking News – Squire seeks SHAG

Following the resignation of the Smalltown Head Administration Genius (SHAG), Tanya Summer, the position is now…

Leaflets go up in smoke

Illiberal Party members are being forced to have an emergency whip-round to cover the cost of…

Hellhole objections soar

Objectors to the Hellhole Holiday Park application to provide alcohol and entertainment 24/7/365 will be descending…

Land-speed record ends in tears

A new attempt on the Land-speed record ended in disaster at the weekend when the vehicle…

WEE – an apology

Readers have been contacting the SomersetClive office to ask if our report about the White Elephant…

Squire celebrates with erection

Squire Teflon has announced his intention to celebrate the news that the White Elephant Enclosure has…

WEE turns a profit

Thanks to the sell-out performances of the Dullbridge Festival of the Arts, held at the White…

Another one bites the dust

Following on from the resignations of the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) and the Smalltown…

‘Love in a Smalltown’

The story so far…Squire Teflon has offered to help Mistress Bones with funding for her dream…

‘Mysterious’ Fire strikes Smalltown shop

Fire and ambulance services were called to Smalltown on Sunday after a fire broke out in…