End of Term Report

It’s the one SomersetClive readers have been waiting for. What does Dictator Dullard make of the…

Squire’s wishes ignored

The recent Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Town Unimprovements meeting led to further upset for…

Squire warns of danger

Squire Teflon has hit out again at the BeFuddled Party controlled Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town…

Squire seeks answers

Squire Teflon recently posed a series of questions, no doubt Albanian Whiskey fuelled, as he seems…

Squire and Brassy go head to head

Squire Teflon has launched a blistering attack on the BeFuddled Party Councillors, accusing them of “ruining…

Squire Denies Everything

Somerset Police have confirmed that they have arrested a man on suspicion of being a public…

Missing in Action?

For the second time in a row Squire Teflon has failed to attend a Smalltown and…

Squire Teflon seeks advice

Squire Teflon is appealing for a tech-savvy local resident to help him out. The Squire said…

Squire Teflon ‘unbearably smug’

Members of the Illiberal Party have confirmed that Squire Teflon is currently “unbearably smug”, after he…

Love is in the Air

As Cupid readies his arrows of love and the female residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge warily…