What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tomorrow will see the first ‘Old Film Show’, featuring ‘Breakfast at…

Smalltown still in the dark

Sadgebore District Council has responded to the criticism revealed in SomersetClive over the lack of lighting…

Mistress takes positions

Mistress Bones of the Tat & Newspaper Emporium has advertised two new vacancies for slaves. The…

Squire ‘seeks advice from Prince Andrew’

It has been revealed that Squire Teflon has asked Prince Andrew for advice on dealing with…

Squire takes on SMUG role.

Following the departure of the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) Squire Teflon has decided to…

SMUG no more

Smalltown & Dullbridge Town Council announces that the Smalltown Media & Uproar Genius (SMUG) has been…

Squire makes excuses

Squire Teflon has attempted to deflect the blame for the fallout to his recent council candidate…

Unconfirmed sighting of Missing Person

An eagle-eyed SomersetClive viewer has contacted us to say that he was “pretty certain” that he…

Councillors object

After enjoying a refreshing slice of takeaway pizza during this week’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council…

Squire slings mud

The first round of All-in Council Candidate Mud Slinging has taken place and it looks like…