More bad news hits Jubilee Junket

Replying to a comment on AceCrook, Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, has confirmed that the crusty jugglers,…

No such thing as a FREE cake

After a massive over-spend by Smalltown Shops (SS) dictator Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, on the Smalltown…

Carnivoo Marshals out in force

Smalltown will be packed with over-zealous Carnivoo Mashals today, as they prepare to police the streets…

Cheese Festival faces ‘Eggspensive’ criticism

Organisers of the ever-popular Smalltown Cheese Festival were stung by comments from Festival goers who complained…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure The latest offering from the Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM),…

Man officially opens bag

The eyes of the world were on Smalltown yesterday as local, national and international press turned…

We are in a PENIS situation

With the revamp and transformation work still ongoing at The Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused…

Jubilee Celebrations – Saturday 4th June

Continuing our round up of events in Smalltown and Dullbridge we move on to Saturday in…

All-new-yet-unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council line-up revealed

As the BeFuddled Party plan their take over of the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council, it’s bad…

Our visit to the cosy hovel in the heart of Smalltown

It’s a not-very-well-kept secret that SomersetClive Editor, Clive Saint, likes a beer and is willing to…