Up in smoke

Torrential rain and high winds failed to dampen the enthusiasm for the audience at the Smalltown…

COLCEWAAGTE was ‘Valuable lesson’

Sadgebore District Council’s Cost of Living Crisis Emergency We Are All Going to Die Event (COLCEWAAGTDE)…

Fireworks cause fireworks

The Smalltown Festival of Bangs and Pops, due to be held this Sunday, the night before…

Retail Expert issues warning

Smalltown Retail Expert and Carnivoo Authority Dani Norris has recently added a new string to her…

Superhero identity revealed!

On weekdays he’s the mild mannered check out operator who cheerfully scans your bag of Kale…

Sadgebore seen to be ‘helping’

Sadgebore District Council will today hold a Cost of Living Crisis Emergency We Are All Going…

Councillor branches out

The row between Smalltown residents and Somerset Cuonty Council (SCC) over the ‘dangerous’ tree on the…

Lady Brassy ‘forgets’

Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water and Very Important Member of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group has issued…

Squire joins everything

Finding himself with too much time on his hands, having lost all his chairs in the…

SCAM takes credit

The Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM) Debby Karmary has taken full credit for starting a…