ARSE returns

Reams of people are expected to throng Smalltown sea front on Sunday as the town’s Annual…

Smalltown Beach tops the list

Smalltown Beach is famous for its long stretches of golden sand and mud which run from…

Smalltown and Dullbridge Company issues press release

It’s that time of year when news stories are a bit thin on the ground and…

Town Bored meeting a ‘success’

The inaugural meeting of the Smalltown Town Bored was a ‘huge success’ even though it was…

First SaDFUC candidate revealed

Fridgpond Working Man’s Party has announced that Ivor Redrose will be their Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for…

SaD TC welcome applications

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has announced its intention to introduce a ‘Beautification Grant’. Applications…

Barracuda spills the beans

Leader of the Smalltown and Dullbridge BeFuddled Party, Cllr Banish Barracuda has almost stepped off his…

Dictator Dullard ‘shocked’

Smalltown and Dullbridge Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Cllr Kelsey Dullard has revealed that she was ‘shocked…

The cost of education

The cost of educating (Previously) Smalltown’s Most Popular Person (Dullbridge Public Enemy No.1) Cllr Jock MCads…

BeFuddleds agree to support fellow BeFuddled

Councillors at the Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Full Council meeting considered a request from…