Sales of Albanian Whisky soar

Purveyors of the finest Albanian Whisky, LIDILS, are celebrating after sales of the drink rose through…

BeFuddleds announce new Committee structure

After assuming control of Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, the BeFuddled Party has announced a…

All-new-yet-unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council line-up revealed

As the BeFuddled Party plan their take over of the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council, it’s bad…

BeFuddleds backtrack

Banish Barracuda has released a statement on behalf of the BeFuddled Party apologising for the lack…

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye

As the new producers of popular soap opera ‘Smalltown and Dullbridge EastStreetDaleNeighbours’ take over the reins…

Day tripper visits Chernobyl-By-Sea

Last week saw Prime Minister, Horace Monsoon, take time out from his busy schedule fighting the…

Squire censors critics

In a nod to Smalltown and Dullbridge’s twin town of Houng Loww in North Korea, and…

SHAGged out

Smalltown’s Head Administration Guru (SHAG) has sensationally quit her position with Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council…

Squire plans ‘World Domination’

Squire Teflon has revealed his plans to expand his territory and take control of Somerset. “Following…

Squire succumbs to DID. Again.

Squire Teflon has once again allowed his Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) to rear its ugly head,…