Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person, Tim Teepee, has been spotted again – this time voting for…
Category: Politics
Mistress joins search
Close-friend of the Squire, Mistress Bones is currently advertising another vacancy. This time it’s not for…
Mayor’s Masquerade Ball confirmed
In his address to residents the Mayor, Mark Facelift, has confirmed that his Christmas Party will…
Mayor to address residents tonight
Smalltown and Dullbridge Mayor, Cllr Mark Facelift, will tonight give a Press Conference at 8.07pm from…
Squire asks the questions
Video has emerged of Squire Teflon which was purportedly taken as he hosted his annual Christmas…
Squire Teflon launches new Dating App
Always on the lookout for new and interesting ideas to put Smalltown and Dullbridge on the…
Plan B cancels Mayor’s party
With only days to go until the Mayor’s Christmas Party, rapper Plan B has cancelled his…
Experts called-in to consider ‘Schrödinger’s Councillor’
In a shock move, Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council have agreed to secure the services of…
Friends with Benefits
Following the shock rexpulsionation of Cllr Ellen Proves, Dullbridge Liberation Front representative for Dullbridge, from Smalltown…