Close-friend of the Squire, Mistress Bones is currently advertising another vacancy. This time it’s not for a paper delivery person – she’s joined the search to find a ‘Friend for the Squire’.
Things are starting to look desperate as Mistress Bones has been sending out missives trying to drum up support and has given prospective candidates five days to toss their names into the Squire’s ring.
It seems that the Squire is insatiable in his quest to fill the position and Mistress Bones is playing hard to get by pretending that she doesn’t want the job, even though she is his chosen one.