Christmas. The season that keeps on giving

SomersetClive has been contacted by concerned local residents about the Smalltown Christmas lights display as well…

Coastal Emergency Services called out

Smalltown Area Ship, Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) were called out to assist the Coastguard this afternoon.…

BREAKING NEWS – Squire Teflon’s new vice

Squire Teflon has taken delivery of a new piece of equipment to aid his wooing of…

The Mistress has needs

After Squire Teflon’s dastardly plan to divert trade from G W Hurling (SomersetClive, 11 January) backfired…

The Squire & The Mistress start the race

Local members of the Illiberal party are to be weaponised this weekend on behalf of Squire…

Lady Brassy’s caustic comment

Lady Brassy of Easton under Water has recently been caught out making snide comments about this…

Squire attacked on AceCrook

Smalltown’s Squire Teflon has been the subject of an attack on a local social media group,…

Missing Person has confidence in Monsoon

The Right Horrible Missing Person for Smalltown and Dullbridge, Tim Teepee popped up on TV today…

Move to secure votes

In what could be seen as a cynical move to gain votes in the upcoming elections,…

Cheese pairing finalists

Smalltown Cheese Festival organisers Margo and Felicity Farmhouse-Kitchener are moving away from cheese and turning to…