Off his trolley

A resident of Smalltown yesterday accused former Councillor Ellen Proves of ‘incorrectly illegally and illicitly impounding…

Clive speaks

(and he’s not happy about it, because he’s had to write this whilst he’s on his…

Squire succumbs to DID. Again.

Squire Teflon has once again allowed his Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) to rear its ugly head,…

Squire bids to annex parts of Smalltown

Squire Teflon has convened a secret meeting of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council for Monday, where…

Dullbridge resident strips off

Dullbridge resident Lewis Coward recently appeared on an episode of Channel 94’s ‘Get Your Kit Off’,…

Mayor announces Community Champion Citizen Citations winners

Mayor of Smalltown and Dullbridge, Mark Facelift, has announced the winners of the 2022 Community Champion…

World Book Day

Today marked the 94th year of ‘World Book Day’ with children in the Smalltown and Dullbridge…

Councillors agree with residents

During the Planning and Scheming Committee meeting of the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council last night…

Hellhole application UPDATE

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council have hastily convened a Planning and Scheming Meeting to discuss the…

Car park closed

Sadgebore District Council have confirmed that the largest car park in Smalltown will be closed for…