Squire Teflon has laid the blame for his unpopularity squarely at the door of local news…
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Another Drop-out session scheduled
Following the last Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Drop-out meeting, held at Smalltown Library, which…
Squire Teflon reveals ‘kills’
Writing in his newly-published autobiography ‘Chair‘ Squire Teflon has revealed his deep seated animosity for his…
SaDTC hike council tax
During Monday’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Finance and Misappropriation Committee meeting at the Hayloft Road…
Parental warning issued as Squire goes to places you won’t want to
WARNING – READERS OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION SHOULD LOOK AWAY NOW. It was my turn to…
Squire speaks about ‘car crash’ in new book
Squire Teflon has opened up about the car crash that saw him lose his chairs.“Before the…
WEE protest
A small group of users of the White Elephant Enclosure held a photoshoot on Sunday to…
SaDTC exam results revealed
The interim results of the English, Mathematics and Information Technology examinations undertaken by Smalltown and Dullbridge…
Squire Teflon’s leak
An advance copy of Squire Teflon’s new book, which details life on the election campaign trail,…
The Year Ahead with Mystic Mick
Smalltown’s foremost soothsayer and shamen, Mystic Mick has consulted his runes and has been taking a…