Customers of Smalltown’s Main Street newsagent, G.W. Hurling were shocked to be greeted by a firmly…
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Red Ruby Garden Centre to Expand
Work is set to start on a major refurbishment of out of town shopping destination, Pebblers…
Battle to save lives
Angered by the thought of missing out on donations from locals and holidaymakers alike the Really…
Squire faces selection squad
Squire Teflon will be facing the Illiberal Party Selection Squad this weekend, as he vies to…
A cunning plan?
Following Squire Teflon’s tears over his absence from the New Year’s Honours List, SomersetClive has received…
A lack of honour
SomersetClive understands that Squire Teflon has had a minor meltdown this Yuletide after learning that he…
Great News for the WEE
It’s been confirmed today that The White Elephant Enclosure will have at least six seats filled…
The Mayor’s Christmas Message
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Mayor has published his annual Christmas message to residents today. In what…
Town Destruction Committee Cancelled
A spokespeasant for Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council released a statement last night regarding the forthcoming…
Prowler Spotted
Police are warning residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge to be extra vigilent after they received reports…