Several more current Councillors have announced their intentions not to seek re-election to Smalltown and Dullbridge…
Category: Election
Squire censors critics
In a nod to Smalltown and Dullbridge’s twin town of Houng Loww in North Korea, and…
Dynamic Duo pose your questions
As part of their election campaign in Smalltown Posh for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council, Squire…
SADISTs announce first candidate
Smalltown and Dullbridge Independent Super Team have announced the name of their first candidate seeking election…
Squire makes absurd claims
With the election for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council looming, the local Illiberal Party has wasted…
Deserting the sinking ship
Following the resignations of both the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) and the Smalltown Head…
Squire to resume bombarding residences
Squire Teflon has announced that he will resume his campaign to bombard every residence in Smalltown…
Woodenman and Incendiary declared ‘heroes’
The feel-good story of the rescue of a wild animal, which had inadvertently fallen into a…
SADISTs for Town Council
A new political force is emerging in Smalltown & Dullbridge. Seeking an end to the 23…
Warning Issued
Residents in the Smalltown Posh area were warned to be on their guard yesterday, after sightings…