Smalltown Police have confirmed that they were called to Chateau Park last night after receiving reports…
Category: Crime
Squire hits out at police
After a late night session, fuelled by Mongolian Whisky, Squire Teflon took to social media to…
Lucky escape for Smalltown and Dullbridge residents
Residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge had a lucky escape at the weekend after news emerged that…
Fastest fingers in the country
Mike Shellfish, Somerset Commissioner for Police Crime, has announced that he is “over the moon” after…
Dogs bite back at ban
Smalltown Beach was over run yesterday with a pack of dogs protesting about the introduction of…
Town Councillors issue denial
Squire Teflon and Dick Trolley have both denied being the councillors involved in the latest scandal…
illiberal Party plan Party
Squire Teflon’s close friend and running partner, Mistress Bones, has been busy planning the ‘Victory Party’…
SaDTC and SDC consider POPS
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council, in conjunction with Sadgebore District Council, has been following the proposals…
Dynamic Duo pose your questions
As part of their election campaign in Smalltown Posh for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council, Squire…
Clive targeted
Yet another unwarranted and unprovoked attack has been launched on SomersetClive by hackers, this time based…