CPC seeks approval for increase

Criminal Police Commissioner Mike Shellfish is seeking the views of residents in Smalltown and Dullbridge to…

Squire and SCAM want “their own apology from the BeFuddled Family”.

Sources close to Squire Teflon and the Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM) have claimed that…

That *New* *Improved* WEE budget in full

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council’s White Elephant Panel (WEEP) met last night to discuss the…

WEE needs more not less says SCAM

The Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager, Debby Karmary, has reacted angrily to the Smalltown and Dullbridge…

Council confirms loss of lead

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council has confirmed the recent discovery that all the Town Councillors have…

Solutions for the White Elephant Enclosure?

As the question of ‘How do you solve a problem like the WEE’ raises its head…

‘Cobbled together by a monkey with a calculator’

As Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors prepare to meet tonight to cast their inexperienced eyes over…

A Brief History of The White Elephant Enclosure

As members of the Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Finance and Misappropriation Committee gather tonight…

Squire faces ‘cheating’ allegations

Squire Teflon and his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones were accused of ‘cheatiing’ yesterday during a…

Smalltown Police react

The Smalltown Police Force has reacted to allegations from residents in Dullbridge of ‘bias’. The complaints…