Following our appeal last Wednesday asking for information (with no reward) about the latest user numbers…
Author: Piers Boreman
SPAM1 to start ‘soon’
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Deputy Dictator Cllr ‘Cruella’ Sherry has confirmed that Councillors who are…
The walls have ears
In yet another attempt to silence critics, Deputy Dictator Cllr ‘Cruella’ Sherry has once again pressed…
Boredom Project heading for the rocks?
The professional employed cast of the ‘Community Project’ have been enjoying their free sandwiches and drinks…
What’s on
At the White Elephant Enclosure With the Smalltown holiday season reaching its peak in August, as…
Blitz Cinema full to capacity
Padraig Irishh, theatre impressario and owner of Smalltown’s Blitz Cinema has reported a World Record breaking…
Under a Waxing Spoon upset
The newly revived Under a Waxing Spoon, due to take place at the Smalltown Area Sports…
SaDTC desperately seek SPAM and SCAMPI
As well as the current search for a new Smalltown Permanent Arts Manager (SPAM) for the…
Squire describes perfect SCAM
Squire Teflon has shared his reaction to the new advertisement designed to attract a replacement for…