The Department of Wind and Precipitation has confirmed that there is most definitely more weather to…
Author: Emma Pankhurst
Live Weather
Good morning, readers. You’re joining me, – Emma (one of Squire Teflon’s favourite SomersetClive reporters) live…
Further weather update
The Department of Wind and Precipitation has issued a further update regarding meteorological conditions for the…
Weather update
(Editor – As every other news publication is issuing dire weather warnings every thirty minutes, we…
What’s on
At the White Elephant Enclosure. This weekend sees another new idea from the Smalltown Culture and…
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Unconfirmed sighting of Missing Person
An eagle-eyed SomersetClive viewer has contacted us to say that he was “pretty certain” that he…
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Squire Teflon has taken delivery of a new piece of equipment to aid his wooing of…
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The Squire’s Grief
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