End of Term Report

The second on our series of End of Term Reports, as prepared by Headmistress, Mayor and…

End of Term Report

As the BeFuddled Party celebrate their first full year of being in control of Smalltown and…

BeFuddleds debate decision

Members of the Smalltown and Dullbridge BeFuddled Party were in a quandary as they tried to…

Fridgpond verdict on Teflon’s chances

Fridgpond Worker Party recently assessed the chances of an Illiberal Party win in the newly proposed…

Squire demands an answer

As part of his campaign to install himself as the Illiberal Party Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for…

Squire seeks name change

Squire Teflon has asked residents for their suggestions for the name of the proposed new constituency.…

Ceremony marks end of Sadgebore

Cllr Aaron Bradawl, Chairman of Sadgebore District Council, together with a handful of yokel Smalltown and…

BeFuddleds in Disarray

Local BeFuddled Party Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors have admitted that they are in disarray, with…

Squire Teflon ‘unbearably smug’

Members of the Illiberal Party have confirmed that Squire Teflon is currently “unbearably smug”, after he…

Boundary change leads to empty seat

The proposed new electoral boundary changes could lead to dire consequences for Smalltown and Dullbridge, according…