SomersetClive iis delighted to announce that Smalltown’s very own psychic, Mystic Mick, will be joining us on a regular basis to tell residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge their fortunes as foretold in the stars!
The week ahead with Mystic Mick
Aryan – Your roots are showing, time to buy more bleach.
Tourist – Cancel your plans for that two week holiday in Ukraine.
Twinpeaks – It’s going to be a great week for you – whichever of you you’ve decided to be this week.
Crabs – The rising moon in Aquaman doesn’t bode well for you. I’d stay in bed if I were you.
Lions – Consternation on Friday when you realise there are no Easter eggs left in the shops.
Vestal Virgins – Beware of Squires bearing gifts.
Librarians – You will be frustrated on Thursday when someone puts all the Mills and Boobs books in the non-fiction section.
Scorekeeper – It’s not looking good, weather wise. It may rain and the match could be cancelled.
Sagaman – If you could stop talking for a few minutes you might hear something to your advantage.
Capripants – big changes are in your future. You may want to put your summer shorts on.
Aquaman – a very busy week ahead as you try to prevent war between the worlds of ocean and land.
Pistachio – The rising moon in Aquaman will put the constellation Cystitis in your water axis. Plan ahead and buy some UTI treatment now.
Join Mystic Mick again next week as he reveals more of your destiny.