Dullbridge Vacancy

Following the shock resignation of Jim Rabbithole, who revealed that he was fed up with the way his own BeFuddled Party conducted Council business at Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, citing interference from Former-Councillor Fencesitter and having to agree with everything proposed by Dictator Dullard and Deputy Dictator as the main reason for his decision to quit, a vacancy has now arisen for a Councillor to represent the Dullbridge ward.

The Smalltown Administration Guru (SAG), Katie Global, sneaked a quick notice on the SaD TC website dated April 29th, between press releases about the White Elephant Enclosure cafe and bin collection dates, giving residents 14 days to ask for an election.

Residents of the Dullbridge Ward therefore now have until 17th May to send a letter to the Electoral Returning Officer at the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council office in Fridgpond, requesting that an election be held to choose someone to fill the vacancy. Ten letters must be received by this date.

If no letters are received than the current Councillors will choose one of their friends to fill the position and, with Squire Teflon’s Illiberal Party currently having the most numbers, SaD TC could well see another Illiberal take the post. If the Squire can persuade Illiberal Councillors Saul Synn and Prue Hairdresser to turn up to the co-option meeting.

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