Rumours have been circulating in Smalltown and Dullbridge regarding a Top Secret Meeting which is alleged…
Year: 2023
SaD TC expected to announce decision TODAY. Possibly.
The Befuddled controlled Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council is expected to announce today that they’ve finally…
Somerset For Sale?
Dullbridge resident and gazillionaire Eton Rusk is understood to be considering putting together a rescue package…
Another day of weather
The Department of Wind and Precipitation has issued an update regarding meteorological conditions for the Smalltown…
International News -Weevil TC to obtain WEHE
An example of the recent poor financial decisions which have led to am overspend by the…
What’s on
The White Elephant Enclosure After the abject failure of last weekend’s two performance of a play…
Guest Columnist Councillor Apprentice-Candlestick Maker on…
Public Transport When my mum isn’t around to take me to Council meetings I myself have…
Decision deferred
Following the tragic events which unfolded on Smalltown Seafront this weekend, many residents have been wondering…
ANYUSCC in financial chaos
The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council hit the national headlines recently when it was confirmed that it…
Guest Columinst Councillor Apprentice-Candlestick Maker on…
Telephone Boxes. As part of my personal development I myself recently undertook a big project on…