Volunteers at Smalltown’s Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) were thrilled to receive a visit recently from…
Year: 2023
Dictator’s Boredom Party
Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD? Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Cllr Kelsey Dullard has told Councillors that she…
The walls have ears
In yet another attempt to silence critics, Deputy Dictator Cllr ‘Cruella’ Sherry has once again pressed…
More Love in a Smalltown
In the first volume of Steven C. Gull’s long-running saga we heard how Squire Teflon helped…
Bloke who knows nothing won’t stop sharing opinions about everything
A resident of Smalltown, who moved here from Big City to enjoy his twilight years, has…
Boredom Project heading for the rocks?
The professional employed cast of the ‘Community Project’ have been enjoying their free sandwiches and drinks…
Punch ups return to Smalltown
Traditional seaside fights will be returning to Smalltown Seafront this August, after the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty…
What’s on
At the White Elephant Enclosure With the Smalltown holiday season reaching its peak in August, as…
Top Secret contract up for grabs
Deputy Dictator Sherry’s Top Secret Human Resources Sub-Committee recently drew up a Top Secret Report, which…
Irony alive and well at ANYUSCC
The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council has been suggesting on social media that residents take the time…