Just when you thought it was safe

Squire Teflon celebrated the success of his latest ploy to make the BeFuddled-controlled Smalltown and Dullbridge…

Residents rumble

Residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge have reacted with incredulity after learning that Smalltown and Dullbridge Town…

Squire pulls the wool again

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors last night agreed to fund two Christmas Trees for the towns…

More Love in a Smalltown

In the first volume of Steven C. Gull’s long-running saga we heard how Squire Teflon helped…

Dictator has ‘good’ idea

Following the heavy rain and thunderstorms in Smalltown and Dullbridge last weekend, which saw areas of…

Popular Event Returns

His Right Reverendness, Stuart Little, the Singing Vicar of St. Lennon’s Church in Dullbridge has confirmed…

Missing Person queries missing post

Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person, Tim Teepee, has urged local Posties to “pull your socks up”…

What’s on

What’s on At the White Elephant Enclosure Finally. Just when you’d given up hope of an…

ANYUSCC blamed for death

The scheme to plant 94 trees in wheelie bins placed on Smalltown Promenade has been cancelled…

World record attempt

Members of the Smalltown Pantomime Society are making an attempt to enter the record books for…