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Residents living near the Smalltown Area Youth (Say) Club successfully prevented a group of Time Travellers from pitching up on the playing fields on Tuesday night, by running around in circles to distort the tune and space continuum.
The residents were joined by Somerset Police who stood around watching, before asking the Time Travellers if they were okay and could they possibly, if they didn’t mind, tell any other Time Travellers not to join them, if that was alright with them.
Eventually a small group of Tardi materialised in the Say Club carpark, but a group of pitchfork wielding residents, led from behind by Squire Teflon, (who took the credit), prevented them from entering the field.
The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council will now slowly begin their procedure to remove the Time Travellers from the council-owned land and will first visit them to check they are okay and to see if there is anything they need to make their visit more comfortable.
Residents are warned to be vigilant whilst the Time Travellers are in the area and to report any sightings of silver wheelie bins with attached sink plungers immediately, as it is feared that this is the reason the Time Travellers have materialised locally. This includes any recent sightings, any sightings which may have taken place in the last week, as well as sightings that are expected to occur in two weeks time.