DON’T PANIC!

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Real reason revealed

Former UK Prime Minister Horace Monsoon shocked the nation on Friday when he announced that he…

Pizza purveyor promotes product

One of the many, many, many pizza providers in Smalltown has announced that it will be…

SomersetClive issues apology

SomersetClive would like to issue an apology to all our readers. We have come into the…

Time moves slowly in Smalltown

The Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Town Unimprovements Committee has finally set the cogs in motion…

Emergency situation declared

Smalltown and Dullbridge saw an outbreak of mass hysteria this week, with residents spotted foaming at…

Smalltown Posh residents ‘fumin’

Residents of the Smalltown Posh area of Smalltown are said to be ‘fumin’ after it was…

SaD Town Council agree they can’t do anything

The Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Town Unimprovements Committee held at the end of May…

End of Term Report

It’s the one SomersetClive readers have been waiting for. What does Dictator Dullard make of the…

McCads sidelined

The first Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Full Council meeting, held at the beginning of May,…