Pizza purveyor promotes product

One of the many, many, many pizza providers in Smalltown has announced that it will be launching ‘Smalltown’s Biggest Pizza‘ on its summer menu.

The 94-inch ‘Il Massiccio‘ pizza has this week gone on sale at ‘Eat Our Pizza’ in Smalltown’s Main Street.

Restaurant owner Dolce Gusto said “Thisa Pizza isa fora thea famiglie. Isa biggest pizza ina world. You cana see it froma Dullabridge, froma sky and froma thea moon.

Nobodya elsea ina thea Smalltown offers thea freshly prepareda pizza measuring thisa sizea ata thea momento.”

It is expected that by Thursday another of the many, many, many pizza providers in Smalltown will start to offer 95-inch pizzas.

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