Busy weekend for Rescuers

All three rescue services in Smalltown were on high alert over the busy Easter Bank Holiday…

What’s On

At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tomorrow night will see a live-stream showing of Teflon V; Bill…

A SaD devaluation

In the latest illiberal mystery, attention turns to why Dullbridge Sadgebore Councillor, Al Devalues, is standing…

“Love in a Smalltown” – Easter Special

A special holiday treat for SomersetClive readers. Happy Easter “Come on my darling. I’ve a surprise…

RNLA Open Day TODAY!

Smalltown’s branch of the Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) are preparing to open their doors to…

Why spend your own money? When you can spend someone else’s money!

Smalltown Shops (SS) has launched a fund raising tombola in aid of the Smalltown Underfunded Community…

Muck spreading

The departure of failed grocer, Dick Growing-Black, from Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council was at…

Surprise Entrant in Smalltown Area Mud Meet

There was surprise yesterday when the latest entrant in the Smalltown Area Stuck-in-the-Mud Meet played their…

Squire Teflon’s Easter Surprise

Squire Teflon has hidden a special surprise for his close-friend Mistress Bones amongst the mountain of…

The violation of Dullbridge

Ten short weeks ago SomersetClive provided a running commentary of Saul Synn’s sham co-option to Smalltown…