More bad news hits Jubilee Junket

Replying to a comment on AceCrook, Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, has confirmed that the crusty jugglers,…

No such thing as a FREE cake

After a massive over-spend by Smalltown Shops (SS) dictator Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, on the Smalltown…

Carnivoo Marshals out in force

Smalltown will be packed with over-zealous Carnivoo Mashals today, as they prepare to police the streets…

Fastest fingers in the country

Mike Shellfish, Somerset Commissioner for Police Crime, has announced that he is “over the moon” after…