Out-of-town shopping destination Red Ruby (formerly Pebblers) Garden Centre has announced that their newly expanded restaurant…
Month: May 2022
BeFuddleds backtrack
Banish Barracuda has released a statement on behalf of the BeFuddled Party apologising for the lack…
So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye
As the new producers of popular soap opera ‘Smalltown and Dullbridge EastStreetDaleNeighbours’ take over the reins…
Further Squirdle upset
Makers of the popular online Squirdle word game admitted yesterday that they changed the word at…
Teflon offers hand of friendship
After the Illiberal Party only managed to secure seven seats on Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town…
Dogs bite back at ban
Smalltown Beach was over run yesterday with a pack of dogs protesting about the introduction of…
BeFuddleds claim Victory
The BeFuddled Party followed up their success in the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council elections by gaining…
Mistress brings up the rear
The results of the elections to the All-new-yet-unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council were savage to one half…
Squire Teflon injured
Squire Teflon sustained substantial injuries yesterday after being involved in an accident in Toytown, where votes…
Mystic Mick – an apology
Yesterday we may have given the impression that a grubby, red-paint covered crystal ball had led…