At a pre-election meeting of prospective illiberal candidates, Squire Teflon and his close friend Mistress Bones,…
Month: April 2022
Any Questions for the Squire?
Have you ever wanted to ask the questions that residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge never seem…
Horrorscopes with Mystic Mick
SomersetClive iis delighted to announce that Smalltown’s very own psychic, Mystic Mick, will be joining us…
Day tripper visits Chernobyl-By-Sea
Last week saw Prime Minister, Horace Monsoon, take time out from his busy schedule fighting the…
Peter Sutcliffe – An apology
. SomersetClive would like to issue an apology for accidentally listing the BeFuddled Party Candidate in…
Squire Incensed. Again.
Reports have reached the SomersetClive offices warning that Mount Teflon is again close to eruption due…
Cuonty Council Candidates announced
Sadegbore District Council have realised the list of candidates up for election on May 5th for…
SaDTC election candidates revealed
The list of candidates for election to Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council has been released by…
SomersetClive Editor announces ban
SomersetClive’s (SC) editor, Clive Saint (CS) has announced a ban on acronyms (BOA). The edict also…
‘Love in a Smalltown’
The story so far…Squire Teflon has offered to help Mistress Bones with funding for her dream…