Squire Teflon has vowed revenge on his fellow Illiberal Party member who likened an opposition BeFuddled Councillor to Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, saying whoever was behind the “sexist, misogynist tripe” would suffer “the terrors of the earth” by “being sent on the same anti-misogynistic workshop as Jock McCads” if identified.
Teflon lashed out amid controversy over the anonymous councillor who revealed that the Squire was often put off during meetings by the BeFuddled councillor crossing and uncrossing their legs.
“It’s well known that during Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) town council meetings the BeFuddled party’s Fencesitter sits directly opposite the Squire and tries to put him off his stride by repeatedly crossing and uncrossing their legs. Teflon just can’t resist looking and Fencesitter takes full advantage and keeps flashing him, leaving the Squire feeling flustered.”
SomersetClive contacted Cllr Mrs Fencesitter to ask if there was any truth behind the allegation and she told us “I can categorically confirm that there is absolutely no truth in this rumour. Whilst my husband, Councillor Fencesitter, often crosses and uncrosses his legs, but it’s not his fault that Squire Teflon appears to be infatuated by the neat crease in my husband’s slacks, caused by the use of a Hornby trouser press.“