Squire Teflon’s close friend and running partner, Mistress Bones, has been busy planning the ‘Victory Party’ to celebrate her Illiberal candidates anticipated wins in the upcoming elections for Smalltown and Dullbridge Town and the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council.
As the brains behind the Smalltown and Dullbridge Duplicated Events Social Team (SaDDEST), and responsible for bringing the world-famous Olympic sized penguin pool and ice rink to Smalltown, Mistress Bones is well known for her ability to organise a good knees up.
In a message outlining her plans and sent to party candidates and supporters The Mistress declared that the party will be held at The White Elephant Enclosure on 18th May, where everyone will be able to enjoy an ‘Evening with Anne Wibblewobble”.
Mistress Bones has suggested that those wishing to attend the event book their tickets now saying “You’ll need to pay your own way, so please buy your own ticket and remember that it’s important that we all show our support for the WEE which my close friend Squire Teflon saved for the nation.”
A former Illiberal Party member herself, Wibblewobble is now a member of the Reformation Party, previously known as the BreakIt Party. She is famed for her controversial views and opposition to everything and is also vehemently opposed to equal rights for members of the LGBTQ+ community. It is hoped that the WEE will cover up all the posters advertising the upcoming Pride of Smalltown event during Anne’s visit.