Squire Teflon has revealed his plans to expand his territory and take control of Somerset. “Following…
Month: March 2022
Dullbridge brings a little bit of sparkle to Smalltown
Dullbridge Eisteddfod opened today at the White Elephant Enclosure with the Speech and Drama element of…
Paper shuffling and red faces expected later today
Male members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council are expected to look embarrassed and confused during…
Off his trolley
A resident of Smalltown yesterday accused former Councillor Ellen Proves of ‘incorrectly illegally and illicitly impounding…
Clive speaks
(and he’s not happy about it, because he’s had to write this whilst he’s on his…
Squire succumbs to DID. Again.
Squire Teflon has once again allowed his Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) to rear its ugly head,…
Squire bids to annex parts of Smalltown
Squire Teflon has convened a secret meeting of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council for Monday, where…
Dullbridge resident strips off
Dullbridge resident Lewis Coward recently appeared on an episode of Channel 94’s ‘Get Your Kit Off’,…
Mayor announces Community Champion Citizen Citations winners
Mayor of Smalltown and Dullbridge, Mark Facelift, has announced the winners of the 2022 Community Champion…
Smalltown and Dullbridge to be ‘over run by trees’
The Friends of Pinnacle Park in Dullbridge yesterday revealed that they have planted 30 apple trees…