Squire Teflon would have tantrums if his framed collection of ‘conquests’ weren’t replaced in exactly the same order on the specially-built shelves running along the wall beside his bed, revealed his ex-cleaning lady.
Mrs Mopp, 51, told us “He would shout at me if I didn’t put them back on the shelves in chronological order. I don’t know why any man would be quite so proud of having bedded so many women – but I suppose if the rumours are true and his equipment is as small as they say, then it could be counted as an achievement.”
“On one occasion I accidentally put a photo of Mrs Y where I should have put the picture of Mrs X. He was apoplectic with rage. In the end I had to make list of all the names in the correct order to be certain of never upsetting him again. It took me ages.”