Smalltown Coastguard are seeking would-be heroes to join their ranks. Do you:-* LIke biscuits?* Enjoy using…
Day: January 24, 2022
Cleaner reveals “tantrums”
Squire Teflon would have tantrums if his framed collection of ‘conquests’ weren’t replaced in exactly the…
Twits descend on Smalltown
A small number of twits arrived in Smalltown at the weekend after rumours circulated that a…
Grumbles rumble on
Despite the recent Smalltown Drive-in Cinema event being hailed as a resounding success by the organisers,…
Christmas. The season that keeps on giving
SomersetClive has been contacted by concerned local residents about the Smalltown Christmas lights display as well…