Problems continue to plague The Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party Ex-Teachers…
‘Mythical Being’ spotted in churchyard
Residents of Smalltown have been contacting SomersetClive with reports of sightings of a ‘Mythical Being’ spotted…
Another SaDTC abrogation
The scheduled Planning and Scheming Committee meeting, which should have taken place at Smalltown and Dullbridge…
‘Love in a Smalltown’
The story so far…Squire Teflon has helped Mistress Bones with funding for her dream to bring…
To weed or not to weed
With judges from the national Britain in Flower Festival (BIFF) due to arrive in Smalltown, organisers…
Mayor urges residents to ‘do their homework’
Smalltown and Dullbridge Headmistress and Town Mayor, Kelsey Dullard, has urged residents to ‘think very carefully’…
Unrivalled views from this traditional boozer
Continuing our Editor, Clive Saint’s guide to the glorious watering-holes of Smalltown. The Sad & DesperatePositioned…
Fire Service enjoy visit to the seaside
Both the Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) and Smalltown Area Ship Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) have…
Squire injured. Again
Squire Teflon suffered another unfortunate incident recently after yet another chair was pulled from beneath him…
Late for an Important Date
Four Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors found themselves in detention after they arrived late at the…