The White Elephant Enclosure

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A cunning plan?

Following Squire Teflon’s tears over his absence from the New Year’s Honours List, SomersetClive has received…

A lack of honour

SomersetClive understands that Squire Teflon has had a minor meltdown this Yuletide after learning that he…

The Mayor’s Christmas Message

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Mayor has published his annual Christmas message to residents today. In what…

Town Destruction Committee Cancelled

A spokespeasant for Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council released a statement last night regarding the forthcoming…

Residents serenade Squire Teflon

Thousands of residents of Smalltown headed to Mansion House Park last night to sing Christmas Carols…

Plea for less waste

Somerset’s Community Recycling and Processing (CRAP) have asked residents to help cut down on the amount…

What’s on

At The White Elephant Enclosure this week. . . . . Nothing. Yes, that’s right. It’s…

Councillors almost object

During a lively meeting of the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council’s Planning and Scheming Committee on…

Sadgebore Council spend a penny (or more)

Sadgebore District Council has announced that there is one day left to tender applications to renovate…