Mystery substance washes up on beach

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Councillor Banish Barracuda has appealed to SomersetClive readers to help him…

Official statement awaited

Rumours are circulating in Smalltown that Mistress Bones and Squire Teflon have cancelled The Mistress’ Chateau…

Mrs Clive speaks!

Following the devastating news that one of SomersetClive Editor Clive Saint’s socks has gone missing, presumed…

Confused? You should be

Confusion reigns at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party Ex-Teachers…

Desperate search launched

A desperate search was launched this morning after one of SomersetClive Editor Clive Saint’s socks was…

Work begins on fountain

Former Mayor of Smalltown and Dullbridge, His Royal Highness, Lord Admiral Emperor Nelson Jones, First Duke…

Sadgebore hit back

Stung by criticism that Smalltown suffers from a lack of water for small children to use…

A Tale of Two Mayors

Whilst Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Mayor continues her tour of the area, visiting the various…

WEE SCAMMED

As revealed exclusively in SomersetClive on July 15th, the White Elephant Enclosure is seeking a new…

Can you help Cllr Barracuda?

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillor Banish Barracuda is struggling with his latest mission. Addressing his fellow…