Punch ups return to Smalltown

Traditional seaside fights will be returning to Smalltown Seafront this August, after the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty…

Top Secret contract up for grabs

Deputy Dictator Sherry’s Top Secret Human Resources Sub-Committee recently drew up a Top Secret Report, which…

Irony alive and well at ANYUSCC

The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council has been suggesting on social media that residents take the time…

Brassy confirms Expansion

Lady Penelope of Easton-under-Water and founding member, together with Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones…

Smalltown History competition launched

The History Information Society – Smalltown (HISS) has launched a history competition for residents and visitors…

Smalltown residents rather upset

Residents of Smalltown have reacted with anger and disbelief to the scene in Nelson Bay Gardens,…

Blitz Cinema full to capacity

Padraig Irishh, theatre impressario and owner of Smalltown’s Blitz Cinema has reported a World Record breaking…

Sticky Vicky appears in Smalltown

Legendary ‘entertainer’, Sticky Vicky Lewis demonstrated her repertoire to an aghast audience in a Smalltown pub…

SaD rebrand

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has revealed the results of their latest marketing exercise which…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure this week. It’s been a very busy month at the White…