Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones has been described as ‘useless‘ by leading members of…
Category: Politics
Last minute punch up cancellation
Mystery surrounds the last minute cancellation of Squire Teflon’s very close-friend Mistress Bones’ ‘Fight a BeFuddled’…
Mistress Bones seeks experienced Pugilists
Squire Teflon’s very close friend, employer, leader of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group and the Illiberal…
Smalltown Missing Person has been busy
Four and a half months can be a long time in politics, with heaps of important…
Council Leader speaks
It’s been just over 100 days since the BeFuddled Party took over the running of the…
Squire Teflon reveals voting intentions
As a paid up member of the Illiberal party Squire Teflon will be voting for his…
SSSSStop Right Now. Thank you very much
. Your trusty SomersetClive reporter has been doing some digging into a matter than has caused…
Squire hits out at ‘activists’
The recent Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Planning and Scheming committee meeting descended into chaos…
SaD Town Councillor achieves Novice Accreditation
Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD Town Councillor Rob Apprentice-Candlestick-Maker has told SomersetClive that he is “over the…
Popular party game ends in dismay
It has been confirmed that Squire Teflon has lost his latest bid to win a round…