What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tomorrow will see the first ‘Old Film Show’, featuring ‘Breakfast at…

Smalltown still in the dark

Sadgebore District Council has responded to the criticism revealed in SomersetClive over the lack of lighting…

Mistress takes positions

Mistress Bones of the Tat & Newspaper Emporium has advertised two new vacancies for slaves. The…

Prison seeks staff

HM Prison Camp Don’tins, situated in Bream, is looking for new staff to help with the…

Somerset tops list of Green Councils

Somerset Cuonty Council is delighted to have achieved first place in the recently revealed list of…

Mount Teflon Close to Eruption?

Local residents were on tenterhooks this weekend, following a series of rumblings from dormant volcano, Mount…

Squire ‘seeks advice from Prince Andrew’

It has been revealed that Squire Teflon has asked Prince Andrew for advice on dealing with…

CPC warns of fraud and scams

Somerset Police are encouraging residents to spot the signs of false investment scams and fraud. Commissioner…

Squire takes on SMUG role.

Following the departure of the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) Squire Teflon has decided to…

SMUG no more

Smalltown & Dullbridge Town Council announces that the Smalltown Media & Uproar Genius (SMUG) has been…