Reports have been flooding into the SomersetClive office from hysterical Smalltown residents who are convinced that…
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Nominations sought for Community Champion Citizen Citations
It’s that time of year again! Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council are once again asking…
Strange symbols spotted on beach
Residents of Smalltown have been phoning the SomersetClive office in their dozens to report strange patterns…
Strange phenomena sighted
Residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge have reported seeing strange lights in the night sky above the…
Warning issued
Visitors to the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party ex-Teachers (and…
Headmistress disappointed again
When planning permission was granted for the 9,400 houses on the Brewery Farm green land on…
Exercise with Fizzie
A new exercise class for old people is set to start in Smalltown shortly. ‘Music and…
SaD Councillor confirms news
Finally released from his stint in the SomersetClive stationery cupboard, where he spent the duration of…
ANYUSSC Leader Responds
The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council BeFuddled Party Leader Phil Crivens has responded to the news that…
Dullbridge to get something Smalltown won’t
After 9,994 years Dullbridge has finally been recognised by the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council as something…